Oh Schuks... I'm Gatvol!

Leon Schuster

Schuks

Alfred Ntombela

Alf (Shorty)

Bill Flynn

Ali Haque

Gerry The Clown

Samoosa Woestyn

Willie Esterhuizen

Frik

Ilse Oppelt

Rose

Lillian Dube

Precious

Peter Ndoro

Captain Morgan

Cobus Visser

Big Samoosa Woestyn

Portia Gumede

Air Hostess

Juanita Strydom

Air Hostess

Perlé van Schalkwyk

Air Hostess

Paul Eilers

Man from Afkaq

Greg Melvill-Smith

Australian Bruce

Danie Niehause

Glass eye Singer

Mike Schutte

Himself

Alvin Bruinders

Koebaai Woestyn

Carel Trichardt

Boer Fighter

Irene Stephanou

Afkaq Air Hostess

Faye Peters

Pregnant Passanger

Terence Bridgett

Pregnant Passenger's Husband

Nicky Rebelo

Waiter

Adri Britz

Miss Arse-tralia

Dorette Nel

School Teacher

Anton Dekker

Co Pilot

Paul Lückhoff

Flight Engineer

Craig Morris

Koffie Moffie

Dirk Stolz

Policeman

Samson Khumalo

Taxi Owner

Melt Sieberhagen

Josh

Tsepo Desando

David Tsonga

Mmaphuthi Komape

Thandi Tsonga

Beulah Hashe

Alf's Mom

Deon Coetzee

Nutcracker Guards

Tiro Venter

Nutcracker Guards

Iain Winter-Smith

Flight Instructor

Marna Gey Van Pittius

German Wife

Natasja Jacobs

Traffic Nurse

Tshamano Sebe

Hijacker No 1

Charles Richard Katanga

Hijacker No 2

Robbie Wessels

Airport Thief

Karen Wessels

Beautiful Blonde

Jaques van Jaarsveld

Cameraman

Warren Saito

Sumo Wrestler

Franco Kawaza

Jonah Lomu Look-a-like

Kieran Schultz

Little Boy