Ssssstoner Snake

Clint Beaver

Golimar (voice) / Carl Ittenbach

Enokh Xmortiz

Joe Sheets

Kortni Gillett

Gigi Draven

Cartoon Bondurant

Addison Bonk

Melissa Heflin

Poppy Butterington / Hermione the Dragon (voice)

Kelsey Livengood

Ella Minnowpee

Michael Coulombe

Bones the Skeleton (voice)

Todd Sheets

Navy Seals Guy (voice)

Rudy Ledbetter

Oswald Thatendswald

Henrique Couto

WBOA Announcer (voice)

Steve Rudzinski

Bernie (Simplicity Dairy Commercial)

Joe Filippone

Stan the Devil

Stephen Livengood

Reaper

Matthew Mark Hunter

Mitch Damage

Michael Coulombe

Bones the Skeleton (voice)

Amanda Megan

Paula Wannacracker

Logan A. Hamby

Mr. Imagination

Daryl Hook

Duck Loving Man / Cameraman / Video Store Clerk

Madeline Deering

Maddie

Gora Chand Saha

Space Cop (voice)

Nathan Rumler

Jeff Donohue

Charlie Skinner-Cheverie

Kid on Fridge

Phil Petranto

Dr. F.E. Elgood

Matt Burns

Jack Jackman

Darrell Strickland

Dr. Fucking Schitt

Shannon Atkins

Stacy Bookwalter

Annie Hook

Alice Spooper

Codie Cough

Partygoer

Addison Binek

Andy Ritter

Tom Gross

Bartender (archive footage)

Danny E. Strickland

Dr. Holy Schitt

Daniel Schoenau

Dr. C. Howard

Jake Carver

Stage Manager

Kelly Hiatt

Spyda

Bone Jawnson

Rick Sludge

Keith Monahan

Timmy

Kim Ricketts

Apple Bobber

Nate Treat

Thrown Arm Victim

Dustin Duey

Corey Sativa

Cannon Grant

Cannon PrimeSuspekt

Jim Craig

Bat Victim

Mark Arnold

Donald Polonia

Jackson Guttry

Screwdriver and Scissors Victim

Tony Hiatt

Richard Hunter

Roderiano Wicks

Were-Vamp Narrator (voice)

Charlotte Root

Deborah Lambert

Matthew Deorto

Bob Wehadababyitsaboy

Josh Dickerson

Officer Wascavage

Amanda Mosby

Pizza Box Victim

Ray Erskine

The Poop Fairy (voice)